girls don’t want boys, girls want dragon age: inquisition and mass effect 4
what if dragons exist but they just kill anyone who sees them
Then someone would notice that people were getting killed
NOT IF THE DRAGONS KILLED THOSE PEOPLE TOO
the government is asking the real questions
dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
Every Friday we post a brand new original Pitbull Wallpaper on our Facebook page. New one coming tomorrow!
I’m leaving tumblr soon, I’ll leave this up so people can see this before I delete but all I’m going to keep is my personal blog
2007 was so important
can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person
Is this a comic? This should be a comic.
"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do
I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.