spaceisforlovers:

girls don’t want boys, girls want dragon age: inquisition and mass effect 4

deanassbutts:

officialunitedstates:

anime-steamlove:

officialunitedstates:

what if dragons exist but they just kill anyone who sees them

Then someone would notice that people were getting killed

NOT IF THE DRAGONS KILLED THOSE PEOPLE TOO

the government is asking the real questions

firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

pitbullglobal:

Every Friday we post a brand new original Pitbull Wallpaper on our Facebook page. New one coming tomorrow! 

pitbullglobal:

Every Friday we post a brand new original Pitbull Wallpaper on our Facebook page. New one coming tomorrow! 

I’m leaving tumblr soon, I’ll leave this up so people can see this before I delete but all I’m going to keep is my personal blog

Packing for tomorrow and I really don’t care

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

Kill me I have a crush on a guy who lives 40miles away

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water

kohwala:

sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

straya

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.